"with my new system... [the world] shall know the quality of art to a definite, quantitative degree!" - L. Gordon In the year 1856, an ambitious young scientist-turned-art-benefactor named Lectivius Gordon was pondering the subjective nature of art. Fed up with the differing opinions of him and his colleagues, he ultimately decided that all art should be able to be held to an immutable, objective standard. With the help of his eager lab assistant, Herman Finley, he developed an artistic ranking system built around a delicate, mathematical judging of craftsmanship, quality of message, accessibility, and several other factors. The only problem was, to this date, no one quite understands it as well as Gordon did. It is in this respect that his genius was his downfall. Here are some examples of the Gordon-Finley Art Index Quality Scale: On the Gordon-Finley Art Index Quality Scale, this piece recieves a 19-4C. On the Gordon-Finley Art Index Quality Scale, this piece recieves a 56D.
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